http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/-t1.htm joke joke joke Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:20:37 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/prosilver_grey/site_logo.gif http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/-t1.htm http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/eto-pa-t32.htm devil_5o5 Medyas Isang alalay: Boss Eddie Gil, bakit mag! kaiba angmedyas mo? Isanggreen,isang red. Eddie Gil: Ewan ko nga kung saan ito nabili ni Misis.May isang pares paako na ganito sa bahay. Eddie Gil Makes a Wish Eddie Gil shows a map of the Philippines to a genie and wishes that all the islands be connected by fly-overs Genie: I'm not that good. Make another wish! Eddie Gil: Okay. Make me intelligent! Genie: Can i see the map again? Eddie Gil calling a hotel receptionist. Eddie Gil: ... jokes Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:20:37 GMT http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/eto-pa-t32.htm#66 http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/eto-pa-t32.htm http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/jokes-t30.htm devil_5o5 Jokes Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?" "Hmm," says the Doctor, He picks up his pad and ... jokes Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:01:50 GMT http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/jokes-t30.htm#59 http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/jokes-t30.htm http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/bad-tagalog-translations-for-english-movie-titles-t28.htm devil_5o5 Tawa muna tayo... 1. Black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba 2. dead man's chest - dodo ng patay 3. i know what you did last summer - uyy... aminin! 4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig 5. million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate of the country) 6. the blair witch project - ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair 7. mary poppins - si mariang may putok 8. snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere 9. the postman always rings twice - ang kartero ... jokes Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:58:48 GMT http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/bad-tagalog-translations-for-english-movie-titles-t28.htm#57 http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/bad-tagalog-translations-for-english-movie-titles-t28.htm http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/bringing-work-home-t27.htm devil_5o5 pangkaraniwan na sa mga empleyado ang mag-uwi ng trabaho sa bahay... na kadalasang pinag-aawayan ng mga mag-asawa. maghapon ka na ngang wala, pag-uwi mo wala ka pa ring panahon sa min ng mga anak mo... yan ang kadalasang linya ng partner mo. Oo nga naman, dapat balanse lang ang buhay... me panahon sa trabaho at me panahon sa mga mahal sa buhay. yan ang dapat nating sanayin... balanseng buhay para sa masayang pagsasama! naalala ... jokes Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:56:59 GMT http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/bringing-work-home-t27.htm#56 http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/bringing-work-home-t27.htm http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/corporate-lesson-1-t5.htm devil_5o5 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower. The doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you Php5000 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the ... jokes Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:36:50 GMT http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/corporate-lesson-1-t5.htm#9 http://nyakersph.darkbb.com/jokes-f13/corporate-lesson-1-t5.htm